I went out with my sister because that’s how I roll.
o____o;;;
I sang to a fork because that’s how I roll. x’DD
i fell in love with my neighbor because i’m hot and i do what i want.
you go, self.
you go.
I choked on a policeman because I was drunk.
Always chew your policemen thoroughly, kids.
i danced with a llama because im hot and i do what i want
(Source: juanty)